Thursday, November 19, 2009

Answers to me mates

Someone seemed to be interested in me own flag, so me thinks me should address it.. Me flag is relativly simple. Most of the time, me likes to keep to the code, and when me see's those swine of pirates with no wits about what a pirate stands for, they are not going to be sailing for to long. jeje i hope this answerd your question mate!

Exaggerations...

Many times, a pirates life is known by many people. Sometimes, legends of them scallywags come up, that are a slightly untrue.. Blackbead for example was a great pirate, feared and respected by all. Some even thought he was possesed by sea deamonds lurkin about.. Others took things to an extent, and said he was the son of the devil... they claimed that when he fought, he became coverd in evil smoke and his eyes flashed red. Some of you might recognize this legend, others no.. The truth is that when he went to fight, he burned the tips of his beard to make the smoke swivle around his face, scaring his enemies. Also, he drank a jug of grog, and its said he even added gunpowder to it.. this really was a drink that only the strongest, and most fearless pirates drank. His eyes became bloodshot, and with the flashes of the cannons, he must have looked like the devil himself.. Well landlubbers, thats the lesson of the day.

Thanks maties

Monday, November 16, 2009

Garr the colours..

HOIST THE COLOURS! Argh, ay our flags are important.. it seperates the real pirates from the followers. The type of flag we hail be called the Jolly Roger.. It be our thoughts of how things are going to happen. If, for example, ye see a flag with an hourglass under a skull and crossbones, the meanin to that be that time is running out before yer death. If ye see a plain red flag hoisted in the sky, then it means u better kill yer cutlass goodbye, because they're giving no quarter (no mercy)and they are out for blood. there are many other flag that we may hoist, so if ye want me to speak more of this, comment and tell me so.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Places to find ye wench, and have a good time =D

Now, me might regret saying this, but the island "Tortuga" does exist, and it was a real pirate island. This happend to be one of the most wild places in the world at the time, were everyone was drunk, and the party never stopped, literally. This island makes New York City look like a sleeping baby, thats how much me maties had fun. Any pirate who went was welcome, and anyone who really wanted to go on account would have a good start here. ANY coat that came up to this island, was never seen again. This place was only for the strong, witty, and drunk! :D A nice place to have a birthday party i presume.. jeje

Our weapons

Weapons are obviously a grand part of our scoundreling lifestyle, but movies make me hearties look to simple. We seem like we can only use our cutlass, pistol, and the cannons on our ship, argh but there was more than that. Cutlasses, for ye who havent had their feet wet yet, are a little heavy, curved, and sharp one one side. Me cutlass has helped me many adventures before, as it has me ancestors. Ye see, us pirates like fighting very much, and since all the coats fight in a predictable way, we like to fight back... maybe a little dirty (jeje). Pistols are great, espesially for captains like me self, that can afford the triple barral hand cannons that can shoot three times without needing to reload, which takes a while. And cannons, well... they make big boom :D jeje. Of course, we have other weapons to choose from. Some of us are a little cowerdly and like using fist shields, which is pretty much brass knuckles, but it cover ye fist like a shield. Me remembers me first day with a blunderbuss... the "thunder gun" as it were. this was a giant of a gun that always had to be held against yer hip, or anywere else that might be able to handle the recoil. Of course, being pirates, no one decided to tell me that the first time, so me ended up breaking me wrist and me arm.. So next time you see a movie with only swords and pistols, yell have ye wits about.